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Thoughts that aren't
I'd rather have a kitty in
the litter box than a
litter in the kitty box!

The only purpose of a
battle of wits serves
only to show who is
most full of it!

Constructive criticism
is like giving someone a
fruit cake for Christmas,
they may or may not
like it, but it will be hard
by the time they GET IT!

A Person will only see
pictures of an Artists
imagination.

Confucius isn't useless,
just common to the dog.

If you think Jesus is
pissed wait till you see
GOD!


I'd rather step into a
Ford than slip in a
Chevy!


If time is irrelevant to
matter, why does it
matter what time it is?


A Belief is limited to that
of ones perception,
which is  usually
influenced by another's.


People who won't save
their pennies don't have
any sense.

If a tree is free of rot
and disease,
will it ever die of old
age?

Two like illusions
focused at a similar
point in time, can
possibly create a
hologram which may
become another's
perception of reality!
BT 1-14-10

my mind wanders for
days and weeks at a
time sometime I wander
where to!

You know you are still a
recovering alcoholic if
you tilt the glass when
filling it with tap water!

Bryan ism's 2007
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I will neither yield to the song
of the siren, the voice of the
Hyena, the tears of the
crocodile nor the howling of
George Chapman 1605
Why do you look at the
speck of sawdust in your
speck of sawdust in your
attention to the plank in
your own eye? You your
own eye? You hypocrite!
First you must remove the
plank for your own eye and  
then you will see clearly to
remove the speck  from
your brother's eye.

Jesus of Nazareth
A foolish
consistency is a
simple mind

Author unknown
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Life aint no box of chocolates.
It's a bed of thorns and roses,
be careful what you pick
and stick up to your nose.

BT ~2 seconds ago
Why is it when you are little
you get paid by the tooth
fairy when you lose a tooth,
but when you are older and
loose a tooth, you must pay
the tooth fairy?

BT 12-1-09
Law of Credit cards...
What comes down will go up!
WHO YOU ARE
is more impressive
than what you make,
what you have,
what you do or what
title you carry.

Bridget Anderson  12-5-09
If you water it..It may grow or pee.
If you feed it...
If you don't...
It may die and then you will be alone.

BT 12-13-2009
A rich mans trash
is a poor mans
wealth

Jon 'ism 12-13-2009
If a kitten is raised by a
dog...Will it learn to chase
cats?
Remember, we all stumble,
every one of us. That's why
it's a comfort to go hand in
hand.
~Bridget~
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An opinion is a judgement
based on ones perception, be
sure yours is not clouded by
another's.
If you kill a bug
you will starve a bird and it
may die.
If a bird starves and it dies,
you will starve a cat and it may
die.
If  a cat  starves and dies,
a dog  may also starve and die.
So tell me where does it end...

BT
“As we express our gratitude,
highest appreciation is not to
utter words, but to live by
them.”
John F. Kennedy
The real art of conversation is not
only to say the right thing at the
right time, but also to leave unsaid
the wrong thing at the tempting
moment.

Paul Bowman 1-22-10
The sole purpose of a
child's middle name is so
he or she can tell when
they are really in trouble.
Paul Bowman 1-21-10
You just can't
raise parents!
Jon -forever-
People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered;
Forgive them anyway.

If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives;
Be kind anyway.

If you are successful you will win some false friends and true enemies;
Succeed anyway.

If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you;
Be honest and frank a...nyway.

What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight;
Build anyway.

If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous;
Be happy anyway.

The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow;
Do good anyway.

Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough;
Give the world the best you've got anyway.

You see, in the final analysis, it is between you and God;
It was never between you and them anyway.

- Mother Teresa
Experience is the name
everyone should give to
their mistakes. If not, then
one has not learned from
their past.
BT
Never allow the past to hold you back
from enjoying a full Life,
what have you got to lose except a heavy burden?
Forgiveness is usually the key to moving forward,
which is why it's on the path to gaining insight.
When you forgive yourself,
and those who have hurt you,
you are able to release negative patterns that visit you over and over again.
More important you will finally sever the control
that a memory of another person has over you.
Stay in the present,
affirm the good that has been a result of a bad situation
and love your authentic self even more than you did yesterday.
Only you can do it!

Author unknown
It is my belief that
"Amen" originally
was "All men".

BT 2-11-2010
Life isn't about waiting for the
storm to pass...it's learning to
dance in the rain.
~Author unknown~
Wizzy Mangoma ~ If we let our mind
flow openly, we can learn from each
other regardless background, gender,
age, ethnicity, religious orientation
etc......
Hana Holmes~ Love the moment.
Flowers grow out of dark moments.
Therefore, each moment is vital. It
affects the whole. Life is a live
each, is to succeed.