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The Little Boy who Blew his Nose! There once was a little boy, who was always blowing his nose! He would blow it in his hands or on his clothes. He had boogers every-where. They would fly through the air, and some would stick in his hair, and on his chair at school. He once gave his head a tilt, and blew a booger in his milk. He then began to sneeze, and it turned to The children beside him decided to leave; another threw up in a cup. He decided he'd had enough lunch, and gathered his boogers in a bunch, and when he threw them in the trash, they made a splash! Then he went outside, and found, he could clog one nostril, and blow them on the ground and make a puff of dirt, then wipe his nose on his shirt. He then went to the swing, where he discovered, he could sling his boogers further than ever, wind and weather permitting! He liked to wear long sleeved shirts, because he never used a tissue, until one day his sleeves were so stiff, his mother made it an issue. Now he carries a handkerchief in which to blow his nose. He now uses this, instead of the back of his hand, or his clothes! The End... Of the nose! If you would like to Help this site and keep all the children happy, all you need is to do is share ... |
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