Individual  Children's  Stories
1. The Elf's Ant----------------------------------------------------------------

2. The Con-Troll -------------------------------------------------------------

3. None Ya Biz ---------------------------------------------------------------

4. Soular Plexus -------------------------------------------------------------

5. Little No-peep ------------------------------------------------------------

6. Rudy Toot-toot -----------------------------------------------------------

7. Thy Kingdom Come -----------------------------------------------------

8. Little Larry & The ladybug---------------------------------------------

9. I Don't use Glue To Tie my Shoe-------------------------------------

10. Little Tony & his Phony Pony----------------------------------------

11. Somedays-----------------------------------------------------------------

12. Me doggie----------------------------------------------------------------

13. Caren & Sharen---------------------------------------------------------

14. The Magnificent Brain------------------------------------------------

15. The Fairy Grandmother-----------------------------------------------

16. Ed the Sprinkler Head-------------------------------------------------

17. Poor Otis------------------------------------------------------------------

18. The Stupid Story--------------------------------------------------------

19. What's a Skip to do?---------------------------------------------------

20. Neither Here, Nor There----------------------------------------------

21. Sambo----------------------------------------------------------------------

22. My Busy C.--------------------------------------------------------------

23. The Hairy Fairies--------------------------------------------------------

24. The Leopard & Cheetah----------------------------------------------

25. The Little Boy who Blew his Nose---------------------------------

26. Acrobat Cat---------------------------------------------------------------

27. Little Lost One-----------------------------------------------------------

28. Smarts Don't it?---------------------------------------------------------

29. Dreams Of Good Things----------------------------------------------

30. The Good Old Oak Tree-----------------------------------------------

31. Rabbit Food is Good for You!---------------------------------------
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The Magnificent Brain


Little Timmy, was walking down the then
suddenly, he stumbled upon his feet.
He looked down, and there on the
ground, was something pink and round.
He had no idea what he had found, and
when he picked it up, it made a sound.
He put it in a bag, from the lunch he had
at school, and took it home.
When he got home, he took it out, and
placed it upon his bed.
He then tilted his head, and said, "I
wonder what it could be"?
Perhaps I should show my friend Tommy,
and he may know.
When Tommy came over, he stepped up
to the bed , he shook his head, and said,
"It beats me, It's pink and round, and
makes a funny sound kind of like a
balloon when you rub it real fast!".
Tommy decided to stay the night, and
when they turned out the lights, they
heard a thump, a bump, and a horrible
screeching noise that gave them both a
fright!
Tommy screamed and turned on the
light, and there was the thing all wrapped
in wires, and instead of pink it was white!
It pulsed, and it throbbed, and it had hold
of Timmy's stereo knob!
As it gave the knob a twist, the speakers
came to life with a hiss!
Then a squeaky voice was heard," Do
not be alarmed, I will do you no harm. I
am only a brain, and can not cause you
any pain, grief, or sorrow. It is only your
stereo I need to borrow".
Little Timmy's mother had heard the
ruckus, and came bursting through the
bedroom door, to see what the fuss was.
When she heard the thing all wrapped in
wires speak, her mouth dropped open,
and her eye's stared wide, and she
shrieked," Oh my!
What a Magnificent brain you have
Timmy!

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