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The Magnificent Brain


Little Timmy, was walking down the street,
when suddenly he stumbled upon his feet.
He looked down, and there on the ground,
was something pink and round.
He had no idea what he had found, and
when he picked it up, it made a funny sound.
He put it in a bag, from the lunch he had at
school, and took it home.
When he got home, he took it out, and
placed it upon his bed.
He then tilted his head, and said, "I wonder
what it could be"?
Perhaps I should show my friend Tommy,
and he may know.
When Tommy came over, he stepped up to
the bed , he shook his head, and said, "It
beats me, It's pink and round, and makes a
funny sound kind of like a balloon when you
rub it real fast!".
Tommy decided to stay the night.
When they turned out the lights, they heard a
thump, a bump, and a horrible screeching
noise that gave them both a fright!
Tommy screamed and turned on the light,
and there was the thing all wrapped in wires,
and instead of pink it was white!
It pulsed, and it throbbed, and it had hold of
Timmy's stereo knob!
As it gave the knob a twist, the speakers
came to life with a hiss!
Then a squeaky voice was heard," Do not
be alarmed, I will do you no harm. I am only
a brain, and can not cause you any pain,
grief, or sorrow. It is only your stereo I need
to borrow".
Little Timmy's mother had heard the ruckus,
and came bursting through the bedroom
door, to see what the fuss was.
When she heard the thing all wrapped in
wires speak, her mouth dropped open, and
her eye's stared wide, and she shrieked," Oh
my!
What a Magnificent brain you have Timmy!"

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