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1. The Elf's Ant----------------------------------------------------------------

2. The Con-Troll -------------------------------------------------------------

3. None Ya Biz ---------------------------------------------------------------

4. Soular Plexus -------------------------------------------------------------

5. Little No-peep ------------------------------------------------------------

6. Rudy Toot-toot -----------------------------------------------------------

7. Thy Kingdom Come -----------------------------------------------------

8. Little Larry & The ladybug---------------------------------------------

9. I Don't use Glue To Tie my Shoe-------------------------------------

10. Little Tony & his Phony Pony----------------------------------------

11. Somedays-----------------------------------------------------------------

12. Me doggie----------------------------------------------------------------

13. Caren & Sharen---------------------------------------------------------

14. The Magnificent Brain------------------------------------------------

15. The Fairy Grandmother-----------------------------------------------

16. Ed the Sprinkler Head-------------------------------------------------

17. Poor Otis------------------------------------------------------------------

18. The Stupid Story--------------------------------------------------------

19. What's a Skip to do?---------------------------------------------------

20. Neither Here, Nor There----------------------------------------------

21. Sambo----------------------------------------------------------------------

22. My Busy C.--------------------------------------------------------------

23. The Hairy Fairies--------------------------------------------------------

24. The Leopard & Cheetah----------------------------------------------

25. The Little Boy who Blew his Nose---------------------------------

26. Acrobat Cat---------------------------------------------------------------

27. Little Lost One-----------------------------------------------------------

28. Smarts Don't it?---------------------------------------------------------

29. Dreams Of Good Things----------------------------------------------

30. The Good Old Oak Tree-----------------------------------------------

31. Rabbit Food is Good for You!---------------------------------------
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Little Tony and his Phony Pony


Little Tony, had a little pony, that was a
little phony and he wanted a real one.
So he thought it might be fun, to go out
and find one.
So he walked for miles, and miles, across
the kitchen tiles, when in the middle of
the road, he saw a little fat toad, carrying
a big fat load.
He said," excuse me Mr. Toad, have you
seen a pony? Mines a little phony and I'm
looking for a real one in which to have
fun with.
"Fun", said the toad,” If I knew where
there was a pony, that wasn't a phony,
along this road, I would certainly ask him
to help me carry this load!”
Little Tony said, "Well I can help carry
your load Mr. Toad, if only you know the
difference between a real pony, and a
little phony, that would help us both!
"I have the knowledge of a thousand
kings and know of such things", said the
Toad from the road.
So they walked for miles, and miles, back
and forth across the kitchen tiles, until
they found a bug stuck in the rug.
"Hello Ms. Bug in the rug", said the toad
from the road,” We are looking for a Pony
that isn't a phony, and do you know
where we could find one?"
And the bug in the rug replied," What do I
look like all comfy and snug? No! I'm a
bug stuck in a rug! And if I knew where
there was a pony, that wasn't a phony, I
would certainly ask him to give this bug a
tug, to get her out of this rug!"
"Well! I can help with that!" said the toad
from the road and with a snap of his
tongue, the toad from the road gave the
bug a tug, and gobbled her up!
"Why did you do that?" said little Tony.
And the toad replied, "She-Bug", was a
might to rude, so I took a bite, and used
her for food. A spider would have just up
and tied her in a little web of thread. But
don't let it go to your head, for now I am
fed.
As they continued their trip, the toad did
a flip, kicked his heels, and licked his lips!
I disgust little Tony said," Don't act like a
hog frog!", and they jumped over a log
and into a dog.
The dog awoke with a growl and a
choke, and as he spoke, he said, "I do
wonder who it is that disturbs my
slumber!"
About to cry, little Tony said," "’tis only
the toad and I", and we are only looking
for a pony, that isn't a plastic phony, in
which to have fun with.
The dog sighed and said, "Do not be
upset, for I am the family pet, and only
sleep by the logs and fire, waiting to fill
your desires, and keep strangers away".
I am afraid to say, that ponies do not like
to play, and they have needs, such as
water, a barn and hay. They really are a
lot of trouble day-to-day.
If it is a friend for fun you seek, all you
need is to wake me from my sleep.
I am much more fun, than a plastic
phony, and a lot less needy, than real
needy pony.
I don't want any hay, and only live to
make your day!
So let’s get the toad and his load from
the road, and play.

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