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None ~ Ya ~ Biz

There once was a little boy, who's name was
None Ya Biz.
His mother had invited a friend over for dinner,
and when the friend asked the little boy what
his name was, he politely replied,"None-Ya".
"Well fine", said the friend. If you don’t want to
tell me your name, I will just go help your
mother in the kitchen.
The poor little boy was confused at the
snobbish reaction to his name.
Later that evening the boy went into the
kitchen where his mother was cooking dinner
over the hot stove and the friend was making
a salad.
The little boy asked the friend," What was she
doing?"
And the friend replied through puffy, teared,
red eyes, and a stuffy nose,
"Chopin annonion".
Now the little boy got angry! And said, "You
can chop anything you like, but don't be cuttin’
up my name!"
And he stormed out of the kitchen!

The End!

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