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None-Ya-Biz

There once was a little boy, who's name
was None Ya Biz.
His mother had invited a friend over for
dinner, and when the friend asked the little
boy what his name was, he politely replied,"
None-Ya".
"Well fine", said the friend. If you don’t want
to tell me your name, I will just go help your
mother in the kitchen.
The poor little boy was confused at the
snobbish reaction to his name.
Later that evening the boy went into the
kitchen where his mother was cooking
dinner over the hot stove and the friend was
making a salad.
The little boy asked the friend," What was
she doing?"
And the friend replied through puffy, teared,
red eyes, and a stuffy nose,
"Chopin annonion".
Now the little boy got angry! And said, "You
can chop anything you like, but don't be
cuttin’ up my name!"
And he stormed out of the kitchen!     

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The idea for this short children's
bedtime  story was created when I
was trying to figure out  a topic for
another kids story and a child
asked what I was doing. Being
irritated at not having a topic I
rudely replied,"Nonya". The child
thought I had said, "Onions"! I said,
"what"? Realising how the two
words were confused, I
painstakingly created the fictitious
story for kids.